pro tip: don’t name your fish after band members because one time my dad called me to tell me gerard died and i started crying
I’m constantly playing this game in my head where I’m thinking, 'Can this quote be pared down and misinterpreted?' It doesn't matter what outlet I'm talking to and how comprehensive the interview is, because I have to think in terms of, 'Right, but 'People' magazine could just take this one quote and take it out of context.'
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.
Have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out, so you just stare blankly into space while feeling your heart break into pieces